I know I don't usually post on Tuesdays, but I just heard THE MOST AWESOMELY BAD SONG in the history of the universe, and I have to share it with you. I can't embed it, but here's the link to YouTube: All You Did Was Save My Life.
I'll do an in-depth analysis later, when I'm not supposed to be, you know, at work, but here's just the first verse of lyrics, which was what made me sit, rapt, at a stoplight with my mouth literally hanging open at the AWESOME AWFULNESS:
You looked at me as you walked in the room
like the Red Sea you split me open
somehow I knew these wings were stolen
All you did was save my life.
Those, my friends, are some awesomely bad lyrics. And the music sounds like Nelson wrote it. Seriously, you MUST hear this song.